
So, I have had this can of
Raw Dawg energy drink sitting on the shelf in my bedroom since 2003. For reasons unknown to me, this morning as I was getting ready for work, I decided that today was the day I would drink it. Why you ask, have I
possesed such can for 5 years? My friend drove across country that summer and brought it back from Cali for me. We thought that the "horny goat weed enhanced" formula was so ridiculous, I decided to save it. Well, that and the fact I think energy drinks are gross.

I drank half of it on the train in the morning. It got me
freakin' juiced. Uncomfortably so. Complete with heart palpitations. And I drank the s
econd half after lunch in my office. Now the Raw Dawg's life cycle is complete.
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