the start of foxy tales

So I am going to start posting about all the ridiculousness I hear from my co-worker, who I am going to call "foxy". Right now, she has 2 men, both named Larry. She talks about them all day long, among other things, and it is actually pretty enjoyable. Today she tells me that was with Big Larry last night, and she "gave him half the cookie, snatched up the rest and told him he can't have no more". Cookie is a euphemism for what I am sure you can guess. Big Larry is in the doghouse because she thinks he's living with another woman that she doesn't know about, and she wants to call Joey Greco from Cheaters on his ass. I told her she should do it.